Wookie-suiter

A libertarian. Esp. one who owns multiple Mosin-Nagants and a longbox full of comic books, reads science fiction, and refers to their minivan as the "Millennium Falcon".

I am not a wookie-suiter! I don't even own a minivan; the Millennium Falcon is a BMW convertible!

by pork-you-pine November 28, 2010

Taming the wookie

Making a retarted girl climax until she makes the sound of a female wookie.

Hey Dude! Remember that chick we saw at the restaurant that looked like Corkey from the TV show Life Goes On? Well I brought her over to my house and was taming the wookie all night long!!!!

by Bro-mance March 05, 2009

dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.

I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!

by Container September 25, 2003

wookie pop

A very powerful punch or jab, reminiscent of the strength of the fictional Star Wars race, the Wookies. Generally understood to resolve a conflict with one punch. Usually resulting in a KO.

"You got 10 seconds to get out of my house or else you're getting a wookie pop straight to your face!"

by Jonny2Ugly November 17, 2009

Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? June 29, 2015

Butt Wookie

When you have consumed a food or beverage that doesn't agree with you and your intestines begin make sounds that resemble Chewbacca.

"Every time i eat cabbage, I end up with a Butt Wookie within a hour".

by Stpaul83 July 17, 2017

nookie wookie

wookies during mating season

Hey Han, I think Chewie is a nookie wookie cause he just raped R2's eye socket

by noahthemok March 15, 2011