Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 19, 2017
by Gym goer 123 October 14, 2021
The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'
Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'
Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'
Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 22, 2011
by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022
The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.
by Weaboocuck June 05, 2019
by Americanjap June 18, 2011