wakeheart

The Dolan Twins new fragrance collaborator

Person #1: bro you smell so good where you get that fragrance

Person #2: thx man it’s this shit called wakeheart and it’s fucking bomb as hell

by Wokelegend July 10, 2019

Wokey

A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.

Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.

Refer to the definition. Golden Wake.

by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010

shit wake

When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.

"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"

by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011

Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.

I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.

by Sammyp July 17, 2013

Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.

Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.

by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017

wake up call

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action

The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009