Vietnamese

Nationality or language of someone who knows vietnam.
Vietnam is also a small country that can beat the crap out of bigger countries in wars like China, Mongolia, America and such, and has won a lot of football matches I assume. Also Vietnam's Asia so my parents will beat the crap out of me too if I don't pass my tests.
Some vietnamese people also like pho, a type of noodle soup or some.

I'm vietnamese.

by kamikazea September 27, 2022

Vietnamese Flashback

When World War started, America attacked Vietnam. Most of the Vietnameses hide in the forest to surprised Americans soldiers, most of the Americans soldiers weren't survive the attack. Couple made it out alive but the attack haunt them....

Doctor: I'm sorry but you've....vietnamese flashback.
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?

by EveryWordYouSay September 9, 2018

Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

by JamesPage February 7, 2025

Vietnamese Switcheroo

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and switch positions in said vehicle. Also known as a Chinese Fire Drill. Popular paraphrase amongst the old folks community.

Look at those crazy kids and their Vietnamese Switcheroos at every stoplight.

by Richard Daniels August 25, 2013

Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

vietnamese dong

vietnamese official currency name in english.

american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"

by crischutu07 July 16, 2023

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014