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vegetarian 

1. people conscious that animals were not, in fact, put on this earth only for our consumation.

2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.

3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.
person 1: so you're a vegetarian. do you eat chicken and fish?

person 2: of course not, they're animals.

person 1: are your shoes leather?

person 2: oh no, they're faux.

person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?

person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.
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vagitarian 

One whose diet consists of only vaginas.
Bob: Suck it!
Kristy: Sorry im a strict vagitarian.
vagitarian by Tyler Stark May 15, 2008

Vegatarian progressive grindcore 

a heavy metal sub-genre containing veganism mixed with br00tal grindcore
scandinavian nu-metal: tadadada da da. vegatarian progressive grindcore!: tadadada da da.

Wannabe Vegetarian 

One whom claims they are vegetarian for a certain amount of time.
Son: "Hey Mom, i'm a vegetarian! But just for this month." Mom: "Don't be silly. You're just another one of those wannabe vegetarians."

Vegetarian 

Too cool For YOUR meat
waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"

Joe "just eggs"

Waitress "any bacon?"

Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"

Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"

Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."

Waitress "what?"

Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
Vegetarian by asdf17589898 December 21, 2008

vegetarianish 

One who claims to be vegetarian but also eats fish.
No, if you eat fish you are not vegetarian, you are vegetarianish.
vegetarianish by dominicphoto March 16, 2009

lacto-ovo vegetarian

The most common vegetarian that eats eggs and dairy but not poultry, meat, or fish. They can also eat gelatin, bonemeal, and some fats but most don't.
Lacto-ovo vegetarians usually turn lacto-ovo to lose weight, prevent diseases, or for their love of animals.
lacto-ovo vegetarian by McKena February 12, 2006