Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks
"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle
by Useless Fuckwhistle April 20, 2016
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Y(useless)

Someone who's name is Yusuf, and is useless.
Me: Yusie is useless
Fufu (Fuaad): I guess you could say he's y(useless)
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most useless

An adjetive for the object in a group that has the fewest or no use
Tom : Billy is the most useless person ever, he thinks everything is a jojo reference.
Billy : no u :)
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terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei
Matei is terminally useless fuck
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FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt

The phrase "Fucking Useless Cunt" (acronym = FUC) combines two highly offensive terms in English, with origins and usage that vary across different English-speaking cultures.

Origin and Meaning
The term "cunt" has ancient roots, dating back to at least the 13th century in its anatomical meaning13. Originally, it was not considered obscene, but rather an ordinary name for female genitalia. However, over time, it evolved into one of the most offensive words in the English language, particularly in American English.

The addition of "fucking" as an intensifier and "useless" as a descriptor creates a highly derogatory phrase:

1 "Fucking" - An intensifying adjective derived from the verb "to fuck"
2 "Useless" - Indicating a lack of worth or utility
3 "Cunt" - A vulgar term for female genitalia, also used as a general insult
Cultural Differences
The severity and usage of this phrase can vary significantly between cultures:
• In American English, "cunt" is considered extremely offensive, particularly when directed at women3.
• In British, Australian, and New Zealand English, while still offensive, "cunt" can be used more casually among men and sometimes even as a term of endearment
• In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt")
That political pundit is a FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt
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useless dick

a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.
youra dumass, useless dick.
by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009
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Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
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