Term frequently used at Dickinson College to refer to a beautiful, unobtainable crush with whom the likelihood of hooking up is akin to stumbling upon a unicorn in a mythical forest. Many a student will attempt to capture said unicorn but such efforts are nearly always fruitless, leaving the unicorn untouchable and free to gallop through campus unrestrained in its magical beauty.
by Suckmyskittles March 03, 2015
A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.
Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.
by Q-City Wordsmith December 13, 2013
by Mrs_icee600 December 27, 2016
by Kayelinth July 01, 2015
A mythical creature that is cominly known for is magical horn on its head. Some people Believe Unicorns Are real and some don't. But Unicorns Are in fairy tales. Unicorns also are known for pooping rainbows
Person1: Oh my gosh I just read the best book on Unicorns! I wish they were real.
Person2:The are real though ._.
Person2:The are real though ._.
by Dachshund15 March 25, 2017
a hose that missed Noah's ark and then was impaled in the forehead and believed to be magical and beautiful when reality it is evil and ugly
Unicorn
by Flowerwolf11 June 20, 2015
A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
by ghostcarrotunicorn May 25, 2020