The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
Get the tristan torrance mug.When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.
You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.
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Get the mock-torian mug.someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.
Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.
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