Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019