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lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.
"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"
by )2629326( May 19, 2017
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Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo
by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016
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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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Twat Torpedo

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!
by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021
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topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off
i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there
by ustef October 19, 2011
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Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
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tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
by Ace102007 April 22, 2020
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