Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 10, 2022

A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.

My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

Food Tooth

That one spot in between two teeth that always manages to trap food.

I ate chicken wings an hour ago, and I still have some stuck in my food tooth

by WakeupApollo July 17, 2012

douche-tooth

A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.

This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.

by fossybear123 July 31, 2010

Yellow Tooth

A poor substitution for Blue Tooth.

A guy wearing a knit hat with his cell phone tucked in over his ear and his hands in his pockets like he's cool. He got a Yellow Tooth.

by VIP71 April 8, 2009

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011

tooth paste

A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush

i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush

by meepdog365 April 27, 2020