fuck ton

Two handfuls of substance

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).

by mr.speg January 3, 2009

shit ton

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

by Kashgar July 5, 2011

Shit ton

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

by peaches and twiz July 22, 2010

Ton Brick

Just another word for piece of shit.

Bro 1: "She dropped two ton bricks on my chest"

Bro 2: "She shit on your chest? Yum"

by goldeagle_tuy January 10, 2017

Dick-ton

A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.

Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!

by Yoda Bon Zelda July 31, 2011

shit ton

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

by BH Do Work December 9, 2008

ton mere

Your Mom translated into french. The phrase is usually used as an insualt and is quite hilarious.

Ton Mere avec le fromage.
Leonard: Les oeuf!!!!
Lex: Dans Ton Mere!!!
Ton Mere is a milf.

by Lex M July 20, 2008