Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.

Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

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The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

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