THREATS

HEHEHEHEHEH here are 3 threats mwahaha UwU
"I shall rip out your tongue and twist It around your throat and choke you with it."
“How about this? Shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you.”
“One night I'm going to come to you inside of your house or wherever you’re sleeping and I’m going to cut your throat.”

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"Hey! How are you?"
"I use threats as a coping mechanism to hide the pain, you?"
"Uhm...g-good...I think....should I be scared?"
"Not yet."

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 29, 2021

Ripple threat

The horizontal ripples found between a massive set of cans nestled in a tight fitted shirt.

Wow, check out the ripple threat on that bird! Her cans are about to bust out of her shirt!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

you are the threat

Chant typically directed at an authoritarian that abuses their powers, often related to life and liberty and corruption.

After several days of rioting and destruction, the demonstrators felt they needed to focus more clearly their demands and clarify who was the actual perpetrator of the madness and started chanting "you are the threat" directly to the leader and his security forces.

by mlhiss June 2, 2020

Threat to democracy

A Republican according to a Democrat.

Republican: *exists*
Democrat: YOU ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY YOU BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST KKK HOMOPHOBE RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER!1!1

by nb21-rz2k September 22, 2024

Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

death threats

Basically telling someone to end their lives over saying something horrendous, usually seen in a tiktok comment section

"im a pedophile!"

"can someone send this weirdo death threats"

by mistermeowzers123 October 20, 2025