Thor

A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain
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Thor... it’s noob_master69 again...
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A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money
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Thor is hot
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adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does

verb

1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."

"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."

"That thor aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun

"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."

"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb

"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
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A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.
'Fuck me so hard Thor'
'Get that big cock inside me Thor'
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A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often
"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"
by Thors bich January 14, 2019
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