Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015
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by JazzJ May 28, 2011
Get the Testicle Diddler mug.When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!
Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!
Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!
Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
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"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
Get the Flaming testicle mug.1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
Get the testicle hopper mug.When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014
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