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Nipple Bags

The spherical, bouncy objects on the front of a womans chest. It carries milk, fat and veins in a way a bag might. At the front of this bag, is the entrance to these magical objects. This entrance, is a round pink circle on the centre of the bouncy bag. Some have named these pink circles 'nipples' a nickname coined in the iron ages. Therefore, this magical object has adopted the name 'nipple bags'.
My girlfriend has perky, bouncy, succulent, nipple bags. I love to motor boat them.
by boobyking December 18, 2011
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Nipple Laser

When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.
Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"
by TacosBitchs February 1, 2010
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butt nipple

A giant zit on your butt that looks like a nipple.
"I just popped the biggest butt nipple known to man".
by foppymcfopfop December 28, 2010
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dick nipples

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.
One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.
by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004
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Nipples of the North

What you are called when your aim is not good but you manage to shoot someone in the leg and they go flying
Dude 1- Dude my aim is not good today
Dude 2- But you hit that guy in the leg and he went flying, man your the nipples of the north
by This is fo yo asssssssssssssss December 13, 2010
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pirate nipple

A form of titty hard on in which only one nipple is hard.

Etymology: evolved from the popular image of a pirate with one eye covered by a patch
When walking down the street and noticing a girl with pirate nipple:

"YARRRRR! Shiver me timbers! Thar be pirate nipple in these waters!"
by yurple May 11, 2006
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nipple ring

a piercing through one's nipple
Wow her nipple ring is sexy
by Nip August 10, 2004
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