do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

Arabic umbrella

Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.

''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.

by wellfuckmetwice October 9, 2017

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Umbrella

Slang for a Yorkshire bellend.

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"

by DBag4eva April 8, 2021

UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun

Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3

by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023