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Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.
Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."
by nacko420 October 20, 2017
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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
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columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.
The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.
by Mr Carl December 28, 2015
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Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.
My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around
by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023
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Guantanamo reach around

A three people sexual maneuver there are two givers and one receiver, one of the givers gives the receiver a reach around covered in guacamole while the other waterboardeds the receiver in a golden shower while asking for information
Person 1 "hey grandpa what happened in Guantanamo Bay?"

Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
by Lobotomy gaming February 24, 2025
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Gorricho Reach Around

A Colombian interaction that involves one of the following:
1) An excellent looking business deal on first glance that eventually leads to a you getting fucked at the end of the day
2) A sexual act where you think you’re getting two Colombian women but is switched for two men and you only realize it when they reach around.
The ol Gorricho reach around looked like an excellent job offer and ended up as a major pain in the ass.
by ttarler August 7, 2020
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Rastafarian Reach Around

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.
I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.
by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019
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