Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016

pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t

that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks

by ducklips69 February 28, 2020

Pooter

An Unskilled Forklift Driver

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.

by Lilbit6132 April 8, 2022

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

scooter pooter

HIDDEN

hidden is a scooter pooter

by ggwpurapoop August 27, 2021