Circus peanuts

A candy that taste's like an elephant jizzed into a bag of Splenda

kid-can I buy some Circus peanuts
owner- One sec the elephant almost done

by John Olver October 29, 2014

Peanut Baws

Scottish slang. Someone who over-uses steroids, thus shrinking their testicles to the size of a peanut. Could also be used as a put down. (see example)

EXAMPLE:

Man 1: Excuse me, could you be so kind as to help me with my shopping?

Man 2: Fuck off peanut baws!

by Matt/Deano September 13, 2008

peanut butter

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

dirty peanut

after having anal sex, a man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy July 20, 2008

Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.

0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...

by Antman April 1, 2004

Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

Peanut Butter

A girl who is slutty and spreads her legs easily, like warm peanut butter.

My ex wife Amy is straight up peanut butter, she spread her legs for a guy less than a week after she moved out.

by J Pray December 17, 2011