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myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends
I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.
by Mibo September 19, 2006
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dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.
Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!
by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014
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Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner
Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!
by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019
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Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard
Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights
by UncleNinz December 12, 2018
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night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017
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toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.
fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
by toasty spirit March 8, 2021
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Highway Lizard

A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.

Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.
by Pantharen June 12, 2018
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