"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 04, 2020
Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs
by WaffleSaucele November 19, 2019
Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy
by definadorable March 30, 2016
Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower
by Achmahd March 07, 2019
Lachlan might go chasing other girls but deep down he knows Ruby has always been there. Ruby loves Lachlan and is waiting for her chance but is too shy to tell him. They will be the perfect couple when they make it work!!!
by Lachie D August 22, 2021
This kid thinks he is so big, just because he is Vice President. He fails to recognize that he is only vice because he got the 2nd most votes which was like 3.
Lachlan is the type of guy to be uncomfortable changing in front of guy oh wait he is
Lachlan is the type of guy to be uncomfortable changing in front of guy oh wait he is
Lachlan Chisholm -weasel
by chad 124 May 31, 2019
He's acting like a Lachlan Skull
by kshgdfkad6848 May 22, 2018