Fart Wacker

Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.

No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!

by Captain Crunch is my Dad October 19, 2023

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Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

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A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.

"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by nhbra November 2, 2019

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