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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017
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spine tourist

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
See also: backyard gardener
Jack is such a spine tourist. He's travelled so many spines he needs a new passport.
by Amsterdam June 12, 2005
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touristing

The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.
Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.
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tourist

travel as a tourist.
by Arminkshipper August 10, 2024
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Tourist

A slang term for someone who doesn't like looking at pictures of sexualized little girls who are made to look younger than their actual age. Is commonly used by Loli/shotacons when a "tourist" calls them a pedophile.
"gatekeep from the tourists"
by anonymous October 12, 2025
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Unruly Tourist

Abuser of a host's generosity.
The freedom-camping, unruly tourist, defecated on the side of the road.
by Andy Galaxy March 7, 2021
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Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.
The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.
by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021
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