Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Stair steps

Siblings less than 1 year apart

Mary’s kid are less than nine months apart they’re stair steps

by Sawakonori June 15, 2024

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Stair Party

An anti-establishment organization that runs on a principle of decentralization in politics in which these principles ensure the parties focuses on local platforms to affect the issues in their local communities and ultimately benefit the nation as a whole.

Wow, I never knew the Democrats and Republicans were so horrible, I am glad I learned about the Stair Party from their website stairparty.org!

by Vicrowave July 30, 2023

Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Stairs

If you have a younger brother who plays the violin and you play the piano, AVOID STAIRS AT ALL COSTS for the sake of your life. Trust me on this, bro. Stairs are dangerous. If you are an OMORI fan, this will make complete sense without explanation.

Mari: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?
Sunny: I don't wanna do the recital!
Mari: Too bad, bitch!
Sunny: Move outta my way
Mari: No!
Sunny: *sigh* You leave me no choice *epically pushes her down the stairs*
Mari: *does an epic backflip before dying*
Basil: Oh, hey Sunny- OH MY GOD-

by Fernwing143 February 14, 2024