Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

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Shaw

Slang for "sure".

She 'shaw' is slow.
Fa 'shaw' (sure is)
'Shaw' nuff (sure enough)

by aPlitt May 10, 2022

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Jack Shaw

Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.

My dad beat up a bunch of hackers. Which is a lump of bullshit. What a jack shaw

by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017

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scumbag shaw

When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.

Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."

Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"

Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."

Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."

by losercollegekid April 4, 2019

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Mason Shaw

A Nigga of the Blackest cock, This nigga has a penis so absurdly wide it was known to make Joaquin James's asshole so amazingly wide his asshole was un-controllably unclenched he would involuntarily shit him self.

Damn Joaquin Kys fat cunt cop this nigga dick

then rides his penis Mason shaw

by Prolific911 December 7, 2022

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