Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear

Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing

by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025

spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.

Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"

by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024

Ħamrun Spartans

The worlds greatest team that murders McDonalds fans.

Ħamrun Spartans will win the league

by Ħamruniż August 18, 2025

Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law

Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal

by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023

The Spartans

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated

The Spartans are mad good

by 10-0 August 19, 2019

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025