Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

cock mustard

A mix of urine and semen

Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.

by WhooferTit April 22, 2005

Mustard plug

The crust left on the end of the eurthera after sex that makes pee go in several directions simultaneously.

"She got mad when I missed the toilet, but she calmed down when I told her I had a mustard plug."

by Helpful guy. April 13, 2014

Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

by Mustard Canoe pirates July 23, 2011

mustard plug

a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.

i love skanking to mustard plug!

by spartan73 April 8, 2006

Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 25, 2003