Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

Bunk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bunk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Mission Imflushable

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission imflushable, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020