Garlic Knot

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.

(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"

by VolMeadow February 1, 2024

GARLIC NAAN

Garlic Naan is an acronym for Gravy Amazing Ridiculously Luxuriously Inexplicably Charming Notoriously Alluring & Appealing Aon-stop

I can't wait to get home tonight and climb into a bath of Garlic Naan.

by Danjay23 June 18, 2021

Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.

Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Rapper Garlic

A person that is an absolute bellend.

"Fucking hell man, did you see John on Saturday night? What a Rapper Garlic."

by Oldmill1234 April 10, 2020

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus

He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.

by anonymous February 21, 2024

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016