old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana

The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025

Rolling ball of butcher knives

Someone who is sharp and all over the place; a live wire

She’s been a rolling ball of butcher knives managing this hospital of Covid patients.

by The Real Llama November 28, 2021

Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

butcher fuck

Someone who enjoys seeing tan's moms hairy vagina.

Wow. Tan is such a butcher fuck.

by Jman81 June 22, 2015

Butchers

To be angry towards someone, yell at them. Pronounced the same as the meat shop 'butchers'.

"Dad went butchers when he discovered I drank the last of his beer."

"He's going to go butchers if his team loses."

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

Billy Butcher

Oh yeah, I know! I know he does heheheh...

Hym "Yeah, no, Billy Butcher."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2023