The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Brand Of Sacrifice

Brand Of Sacrifice is a badass deathcore band from Toronto, Ontario Canada known for their song eclipse they're good if you're getting into deathcore

Brand Of Sacrifice is my favorite band

by WEEB Metal October 6, 2020

brand loyalty

Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}

Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name

Whatever... it isn't cheating, they have the same name- its brand loyalty!

by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011

Brand Punishment

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

by MetalGuru April 5, 2009

Petrus brand

Drug delarr

Guy- who is petrus brand

Her- local drug delarr

by Sexy beast JD December 29, 2019

Bro-brand

A tattoo on the lower back of a male.

First used by Artin Aghamalian

"Dude... that guy has a tramp stamp!" - Guy 1
"No, Dude. That is a bro-brand." - Artin

by SweetN8 July 30, 2014

brand journalist

An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.

Trader Joe's has great brand journalist who write for the Fearless Flyer

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014