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Technologist

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy
Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me
by tech support August 19, 2013
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Technologically Retarted

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.
1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)
by Foxxel May 26, 2010
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Technological wonderland

The technological forest you get lost in when you're overwhelmed while using new technology.
by Sexydimma May 24, 2021
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Technological forest

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland
I got lost in the technological forest today.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2021
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Technologic

When a person listens to too many techno and house songs.
Look, That guy is shuffling! He must be a technologic.
by Invaderzim44 March 28, 2010
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Technolojesus

he/she being the creator/inventor of all technology
lastnight i prayed to technolojesus to fix the virus in my computer.
by dn06gm January 20, 2009
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technologiosis

An infection inside ones body that makes them explode if they do not play a game for at least 3 hours a day or more
I’m sorry but your son has technologiosis
by Ogiosis November 10, 2018
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