A loser in life who spends his/her sad life making up bullshit work to waste your life with so that he/her can get paid. These critters are protected by society such that you can't put them in their place without getting into shit with your parents.
by mrjeol March 2, 2004
Get the teachermug. 
Get the teachermug. by ilikegguks December 21, 2019
Get the TEACHERmug. There is a 50 percent chance that hes a white fat guy. The teachers teach and most of time they suck at it They handle kids like how they treat technology Scream how useless they are.
Student 1: Teachers suck
Student 2: Well yes but teachers are a staple of society .
Student 1: Shut up nerd.
Student 2: Well yes but teachers are a staple of society .
Student 1: Shut up nerd.
by 6th Grader Teacher September 29, 2020
Get the TEACHERSmug. People who:
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced...
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
by BTS_Lover07 November 2, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.
by Jon K July 24, 2004
Get the Teachersmug. they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
Get the teachersmug.