by Solomon Williams November 9, 2008

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.
Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!
by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

by mikegav October 18, 2008

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!
See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger
See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger
Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!
by Jim July 19, 2004

by Nuttcasepdx January 5, 2008
