tasty tuba

Where one pee's into a tuba and then jizzes into the mouth peice

by Josh Jones September 4, 2003

Slippery tuba

Very wide vagina

Le'Gerald said 12 men could comfortably fit in Peanut's Slippery Tuba.

by SlipperyTuba April 8, 2016

purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

by Jwkilo June 13, 2017

poop tuba

when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.

I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

baby tuba

the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.

damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!

by kaboobless. May 18, 2009

hot tuba

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.

"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"

by medwards7 August 24, 2011

sticky tuba

A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.

I heard Peter Fitsinwell gave Mike Literace a sticky tuba last Saturday.

by Dill Doe Dylan September 5, 2016