Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Photo Mission

A slang term used to describe taking photos as an activity. Often used in relation to skipping class or work for a day or portion of.

We took Friday off to go on a photo mission.

by Jaques Shenan February 8, 2007

Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015