Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025

Testicular sex incision

When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.

Emily couldn't make Tyrone finish so she gave him a testicular sex incision.

by Jkjesser August 12, 2025

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021