testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021
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Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
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testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls
Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.
by razortazy February 3, 2021
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Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.
Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Nonery October 28, 2023
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