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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021
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Testicular sex incision

When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.
Emily couldn't make Tyrone finish so she gave him a testicular sex incision.
by Jkjesser August 12, 2025
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Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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