A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015
Get the Testicular Gasmug. What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular suicidemug. When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013
Get the Testicular crossfiremug. Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Nonery October 28, 2023
Get the Testicular Torsionmug. Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen
by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025
Get the Testicular Manslaughtermug. When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.
by Jkjesser August 12, 2025
Get the Testicular sex incisionmug. Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.
by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021
Get the Testicular nurplemug.