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If your woman doesn't want to have sex with you, wait till she sleeps and cum on her back then stick a bed sheet to it, by the time she wakes it should have dried and she will have a superman cape
by Phillyboy71 April 16, 2008
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superman a ho

Superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man Clark does with Lois. Regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess Wonder Woman (it was something like 1000 years), Kal-El just says "I'm sorry, but I love Lois."

That's how it's done!
Example of the widely misunderstood "superman a ho":

"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"

"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."

"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."
by XxxSexDooD69XxX April 18, 2009
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supermanned

In gears of war when someone dives or rolls forward and you dome pop dat bitch.
I supermanned that fag milkbone.
Get raped fag
by TJ BEEGDINGDONG January 15, 2009
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Spermany

A mix between Spain and Germany. Could be the ultimate soccer team.... or just suck shit.
Singular: Sperman.
The new kid's a Sperman from Spermany.
by deutchlander July 3, 2011
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Superman

Sexual act where you ejaculate on your partner, wrap them in a red blanket, and throw them out the window.
The planet was dying, so in a last desperate act I supermaned her to give her a chance at a new life.
by Smasherly October 22, 2008
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crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008
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