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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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So squish

by So squish February 6, 2021
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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Squish

A Squish is a crush you cant stop thinking about, the "apple of your eye", the hottest person in your orbit.. Squish can be men or women. My Squish is always going to be hotter than your Squish.. Thats just the way it works.
by Pbbfftt March 7, 2021
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squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM
Squish mallows are fucking trash
by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021
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