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The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.
Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.
by Springfield resident April 3, 2018
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Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020
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Buffalo Springfield

A short-lived one-hit-wonder band where Stephen Stills began his music career. The group disbanded after less than two years together because of several legal troubles involving some of the band members. An attempted reunion in 2010 also went over like a lead balloon. Stephen Stills would later find success in a solo career, as well as one of the eponymous members of the supergroup "Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young."
Buffalo Springfield is perhaps best remembered for the song "For What It's Worth," which has unfortunately aged extremely well.
"Paranoia strikes deep" indeed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021
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Rick Springfield Envy

When someone's significant other is everything you're looking for and you long to have her like in the Rick Springfield hit "Jesse's Girl"
"My neighbor's fiancee lights up a room so much she gives me Rick Springfield envy"
by TheMan1573 March 31, 2025
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