A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.
Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
Get the Spider Militiamug. by anonymous September 26, 2004
Get the spider-manmug. a hair-filled piece of ass lint
by Tango Golf July 7, 2008
Get the Butt Spidermug. A spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."
*Dude enters room*
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."
by HelloWorld123 March 29, 2014
Get the nope spidermug. by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013
Get the Cosmic spidermug. The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.
by BONESy August 20, 2013
Get the Spider islandmug. The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.
by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug.