spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.
Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.
by Big Biffer May 29, 2021
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Spartan Manuever

When one healthcare professional forces another healthcare professional to submit to their desires by laying on of hands to erected areas
Dr Gilbert preformed the spartan manuever on Dr Ham and it resolved her discomfort
by Fatandhappy June 08, 2015
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Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay
Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie
by elemgie May 21, 2024
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The angry Spartan

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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