Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

Soggy Crix

Trinbagonian version of Soggy Cracker

When a group of heterosexual men ejaculates on the crix, the last man to release his semen has to consume the crix.

boy 1 : Eh monsta, lewwe play some soggy crix nah?

boy 2 : Again boy? You eh fed up win?

by SweetBaldHeadMan December 6, 2022

loggy soggy

Similar to luigi from the mario series

Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best

by joshosh March 3, 2018

soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008

Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity

Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her

by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015