pork sofa

the cousin to beef curtains

i'm just chillin on my pork sofa

by rockoutwithyourblockout July 6, 2010

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

italian leather sofa

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".

a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.

by corperate dumb February 23, 2009

The SOFA Party

A party formed in the year 2010 to raise the issues of sex and how it could be much cleaner and accepted.

'Vote for The SOFA Party'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010

Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.

Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"

by Bulbasour July 28, 2010

Road-Sofa

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.

My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa

by Traza42 October 12, 2016

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022