A sport that is enamoured around the world but here in America is only suited for those under fifteen years of age.
by Origin April 11, 2006
Get the soccermug. A simple game invented by English women who wanted to kill some time while their husbands cleaned the apartment and cooked dinner. (During WWII, thousands of American GIs stationed in Britain prior to the D-Day invasion were able keep British women occupied which led to a temporary decrease in soccer's popularity)
Soccer requires moderate stamina but very little skill or strategy, which is why it is such a popular sport in Bolivia and the UK as well as with special education students in the U.S.
Studies have shown a direct link between fondness for soccer and frequent masturbation, which is why Britain excels at wanking.
Soccer fans have inferiority complexes which explains why they have to grossly exaggerate the "skills" required to play soccer (i.e. kicking a ball around and remembering which goal is yours).
Last year, the American WOMEN'S team defeated several European men's teams, which surprised many observers.
Soccer requires moderate stamina but very little skill or strategy, which is why it is such a popular sport in Bolivia and the UK as well as with special education students in the U.S.
Studies have shown a direct link between fondness for soccer and frequent masturbation, which is why Britain excels at wanking.
Soccer fans have inferiority complexes which explains why they have to grossly exaggerate the "skills" required to play soccer (i.e. kicking a ball around and remembering which goal is yours).
Last year, the American WOMEN'S team defeated several European men's teams, which surprised many observers.
Soccer is popular in countries with low per capita GDP and high rates of illiteracy. Soccer is not very popular in Canada and the U.S.
by Jose Pendejo June 23, 2004
Get the soccermug. by rlt June 17, 2006
Get the soccermug. 1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
Get the soccermug. by McTrix July 12, 2020
Get the Soccerermug. by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021
Get the soccermug.