slow creep

When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.

"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."

He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.

by biblicone June 29, 2007

Brooklyn Slow

A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.

Wow, that's got to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard. They must be Brooklyn Slow.

by Kungs1202 February 2, 2022

Slow to woa

Wasted as fuck

"Oh god what is even l
Don't enemy now
..just dropped phone
I set the doors on slow morons
This is having stock
Freaking sick
Sorry totally choked 15 shoes
Shots
Totally gonna Rahway this when I'm sobee
What even is that?
Thank god for autocorrect
Good dawns you like
Jscj
Hold on his hook up with someone
So drunk wtx
Will see is I even find one
No
I'm fine I swaer
Thaw bouncer guy didn't tell me to drink waver or anything
God how drunk am I?
Feels killed bwfitness I
Feels killed Benson?
What is even happening?
Totally gonna he hey first k
The kiss
Tonight
Jk
Know absolutely
Not hotels
^girld
Slow to woa"
-wasted person to your groupchat

by GeneralSherman October 14, 2016

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning

Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school

by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011

The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014

slow blinker

A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015