sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy!!!!

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

sloane

pretty, flexibal loves hockey. plays lacross.
helpfull, kind a good friend. speaks french, has a friend ashlyn that smells like a perfum and loves her dad and mom.

dad: hi sloane
sloane: hi dad
dad: how was your day?
sloane: great dad.

by pretty girl7 May 17, 2022

Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

Sloane

Sweet, but afraid of EVERYTHING!! Sloane is a great friend, smart, but often loses her temper. She isn't the best at adapting to new things, but has a great sense of humor and is really talkative.

Sloane is so energetic! Its almost impossible to sum her up in just one word.

by yayayayawuwu January 1, 2022

ADAm Sloan

A crusty looking mammal who has hair like a grown mans pubes and is going to live a live in Kildare according to the Rhonda herself

That pizza looks like adam Sloan

by King Jamal is here September 26, 2017

Sloan Gators

Certified retailer of 4 wheel tractor trailers but with an associated cult of fanatic members. Members are alumni of SUNY Westbrook University and call themselves "Sloaners". Sloan Gators was founded in 1979.

Sloan Gators is more than a company its a lifestyle. -Buddha
Sloan Gators is 300 bang bang -Chief Keef

by Leather man liebo August 22, 2021

sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023