Sloaning

the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.

We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.

by sloaning victim November 24, 2013

Sloan

man with massive genitalias

damn, your such a Sloan. I hope he's a Sloan

by anonymous November 18, 2021

ADAm Sloan

A crusty looking mammal who has hair like a grown mans pubes and is going to live a live in Kildare according to the Rhonda herself

That pizza looks like adam Sloan

by King Jamal is here September 26, 2017

Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024

Sloane

Sloane: gets no bitch's

How is Sloane 6,3 at 14 and still has no BITCH'S

by Don't be a shitter January 16, 2022

Sloane

A fishy cooter or smelly pussy

Omg, I was banging this chick last night but she had the worst sloane. I had to tap out real quick.

by bigblackyolo June 25, 2020

Sloane

Sweet, but afraid of EVERYTHING!! Sloane is a great friend, smart, but often loses her temper. She isn't the best at adapting to new things, but has a great sense of humor and is really talkative.

Sloane is so energetic! Its almost impossible to sum her up in just one word.

by yayayayawuwu January 1, 2022