skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.

Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.

by Rdukes October 28, 2017

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

Skid Pig

A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.

However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.

Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.

Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"

by Operator Duck June 14, 2023

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016

Poop skid

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.

Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.

by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011

Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark

Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.

by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023