a weekly event that everyone should participate in. this trend was originated in the winter of 2010, and should live on forever. if an individual chooses not to take part in this event they are secretly made fun of.
hey look! she's participating in wear a scarf friday!
by trendy123456 January 20, 2011
The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
a memoir of a chinese girls life through the revolution of china. the book is just straight out boring with no twists or turns.
by chuckyboy4132 March 28, 2011
A way of wearing a scarf around your neck...put it around your neck, then take one of the halves, and wrap it around your neck again, so that you have 2 layers around your neck, and the scarf hangs down in 2 halves onto your chest. I like to wear my striped scarf double wrapped as part of my "hip-hop punk" look.
Many celebrities like wearing their scarves double-wrapped, but many of them are sad little pop stars.
by marla x0 October 12, 2004
A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
by PTFCLinePolice June 14, 2018
A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.
by EuroBound October 16, 2009
Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
by Send-The-Asteroid January 12, 2025